Pick Up After Your DOGE Act

This bill requires the fictional "United States DOGE Service" (referencing Executive Order 14158) to report all instances where its teams accessed federal agency systems within 30 days of enactment. It mandates a Comptroller General audit of federal systems accessed by the DOGE Service, prioritizing Social Security, health, and tax agencies for initial review within one year. The audit must identify security vulnerabilities and recommend fixes, with agencies required to address issues within 90 days of receiving audit reports. The bill creates procedural requirements for oversight of the fictional entity's system access, with no substantive policy changes beyond these reporting and audit obligations.